Vampire Rights Ammendment

As you may have heard, there have been some unfortunate events in the vampire community. We here at the American Vampire League want you, the American public, to know that we do not consider Russel Edgington to be one of us. We are peaceful, law abiding citizens. If you want to support justice and equality, we would appreciate your support for the Vampire Rights Amendment, which would ensure that our kinds can peacefully co-exist. With the purchase of this t-shirt, you are contributing to a just and noble cause. We acknowledge that rebuilding trust between our species takes time, and we appreciate any support you may give.